[Howard]11/12 A Prank

Howard's Writing

題目: 參考FCE TEST1 PART2 第三題,故事接龍,請以Lara saw something unusual on the grass and she went to take a closer look為首句,寫一個有關journey 和 discovery的故事

Lara saw something unusual on the grass and she went to take a closer look (改: walked closer to look at it more clearly/ head for it to take a look). It was a red envelope with blue and white strips on it.  She opened it, and there was a letter written by her friend, Dinding.

Happy World Information Society Day!"

“How strange!" Lara thought and felt confused. It was May 17th, her birthday. “What’s the relation between my birthday and information society?"

There was a word under the line of words. “Dig!" So Lara started to dig up the grass. There were two hair bands **(which were)placed in a cardboard box. The yellow one had a spiral antenna attached on the top of it, and the purple one had a triangular antenna. “What a joke!" she thought.

Left: Po、Laa-Laa、Dipsy、Tinky-Winky; Right: Noo-Noo (vacuum cleaner)

補充: Math jokes in Reader’s Digest   (http://www.rd.com/jokes/math/)

An I.Q. Too High To Buy

A scientist tells a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.”

“Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.

The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never 
remember the name.”

image_update_e57736c065f034c6_1374322610_9j-4aaqskThe Calculating Sheepdog

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”






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